Famous Quotes - Erma Bombeck

Famous Quotes - Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes


I have never gone to the bathroom in my life that a small voice on the other side of the door hasn't whined, "Are you saving the bananas for anything?"
- Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
- Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
- Erma Bombeck