tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11729585121912856242024-03-08T11:16:47.093-08:00Erma Bombeck QuotesQuotes from Funny Lady Erma BombeckQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172958512191285624.post-32331110717911878792007-05-02T17:39:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:41:00.266-07:00Famous Quotes - Erma BombeckFamous Quotes - Erma Bombeck<br /><br />Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.<br />- Erma Bombeck<br /><br /><a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Quotes - Famous Sayings about Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172958512191285624.post-38246053431761303952007-03-24T16:28:00.000-07:002007-03-24T16:29:05.627-07:00Erma Bombeck QuotesErma Bombeck Quotes<br /><br /><br />I have never gone to the bathroom in my life that a small voice on the other side of the door hasn't whined, "Are you saving the bananas for anything?" <br />- Erma BombeckQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172958512191285624.post-90607453895498299262007-03-24T16:16:00.000-07:002007-03-24T16:20:43.628-07:00Erma Bombeck QuotesErma Bombeck Quotes<br /><br />Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.<br />- Erma Bombeck<br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172958512191285624.post-49194364579029962007-03-24T16:14:00.000-07:002007-03-24T16:15:49.664-07:00Erma Bombeck QuotesErma Bombeck Quotes<br /><br />How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?<br />- Erma BombeckQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172958512191285624.post-88750527915306158412007-03-24T16:02:00.000-07:002007-03-24T16:20:02.710-07:00Erma Bombeck QuotesErma Bombeck Quotes<br /><br /><br />There's a territorial ritual to an aerobics class. I entered a class for the first time a few years ago and ended up where no one wanted to be...in the front row next to the mirror. It was three years before I could work my way to the back row.<br />- Erma Bombeck<br /><br /><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/" title="Famous Blogs">Famous Blogs</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0